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Here's
a look at the members of Eleven Boobs.
Claire
Claire
is the heart of Eleven Boobs, a charismatic and charming performer
with a propensity for strange eating habits. She has trained extensively
at the Second City Training Center, often times actually paying
for classes (as opposed to the sneaking in she did in past years).
Claire is an accomplished artist, and when it comes to painting,
she makes Leonardo da Vinci look like a hack.
Don
Don
is one of the founding members of Eleven Boobs. He has trained at
the Second City Training Center, yet still manages to make up his
own mind about things most of the time. Don has the last name as
Claire. Just thought you'd like to take note of that if you were
planning on making moves on Claire. Don has many other talents besides
improv, we just don't know what those are.
Vanessa
Vanessa
was trained at the Second City Training Center, and she lights up
any stage she's on. Vanessa is married to someone wealthy, we hear,
and her wedding ring appears to weigh as much as a municipal parking
garage. Aside from being easy on the eyes, Vanessa also enjoys music,
long walks on the beach, candlelight dinners, and making people
with monobrows feel even worse about themselves.
Teline
The player behind that impetuous smile is Teline, a versatile performer
who consistently shows herself to be smart, creative and perky,
without being too annoying. Teline studied improv at the Second
City Training Center. Starting to see a pattern here? Teline has
performed with a number of groups in the Las Vegas area, some of
which did not self-destruct.
Leanne
Since the age of five, Leanne has enjoyed performing. Fortunately,
her parentswho thought she was uncoordinated and needed helpenrolled
her in seven years of dance and many piano classes. Through high
school and college she signed up for speech and writing courses
and happened to land in a career that presents her with an abundance
of stage time as master of ceremonies for a variety of events each
year. Leanne eventually signed up for a comedy writing class which
led her to the Second City Training Center. Having become addicted
to improvisation, she teamed up with the members of Unlikely Probability,
and then sought out further training at The Upright Citizens Brigade
Theatre in both New York and Los Angeles. Upon her return from the
Big Apple, she joined another local troupe, Comedy Off the Cuff,
and later became a member of The Sandbox Association.
Jeff
Jeff
is the rapmaster supreme of Eleven Boobs. He's versatile and full
of vitality, except right after having a heavy Italian dinner. Jeff
also performs with that group Charmin's in, and we can't recall
the name right now, but we still like them. Jeff is especially skilled
at rhyme and musical games, but he also enjoys the games where women
rub themselves up against him. Hey, it's all for the sake of the
craft.
Charmin
Charmin
has performed improv with several groups, including at least one
group that performs in the space used by a church. We're not even
really sure she's in Eleven Boobs, because we haven't seen her lately.
Charmin is a dynamic and skilled comedienne, and she also often
looks like she has a secret she's keeping from everyone. Charmin
never got teased about her name in grade school.
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